Thoughts from the Barstool

The Cafe Caturra Sunday special is bottomless Mimosas: the price was right, the weather was hot, and everyday is a good day to drink champagne. However, it seemed that we were seeing the bottom of our tiny little champagne flutes more than we were seeing the lovely bright orange mixture of happiness that should have been filling them.

I guess bottomless really means "provide ultra slow service until patrons get frustrated enough to leave." So, we informed the waitress that we were very generous, but our generosity would be directly proportional to the amount of champagne consumed.

Lessons Learned:

• The dangled promise of a big, fat, juicy tip motivates tired apathetic servers
• Sit closer to the source of the alcoholic beverage mixing for faster service
• Drinking alcohol while sweating in the sun gives you a simultaneous buzz and hangover
• Sunday Funday with friends is a great way to finish off an enjoyable weekend