Sunday, March 9, 2014

Vacation 2014: If this boat's a rocking....

Giant waves, general queasiness, hangover.
Small, enclosed spaces = bad idea.
The waves are huge. The boat is rocking from front to back and side to side. It is like a ride at the state fair that lasts all day.
The waves occasionally wash across the portholes in the dining room.
Queasy continues.

Various sea-sick home remedies are being passed around the ship including:
  • Don't eat anything.
  • Keep a full stomach
  • Get drunk
  • Avoid alcohol
  • Lie down
  • Stand up and look into the distance

Whatever I did, it worked - still sea sick, vomit free for 51 years. Plus I got to ride in the netting at the front of the ship with a new fiend, Tom. Not my most flattering picture, but proof I did it, nonetheless.



Of course a general feeling of queasiness was not enough to keep us from dressing in our best sunburst colored costumes for a bit of dancing. We are civilized and on vacation after all.

Tastefully sunbursty


Dance of the flowers

The lovely and talented Miss Amy Armstrong

And, yes, they ran through the crowd in slow motion



YOLO - bitches!





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