Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Vacation 2014: Grenada - The Spice Island

John
After breakfast we lined up for the tender to check out St. Georges, Grenada. As we waited, John, Jay and I joked about John's tendency of stepping off the ship, getting through customs control, spending about 30-60 minutes ashore, then heading back to the ship for a steam or massage. Luckily, as we passed through the visitor's area, before John could change his mind, we were approached by one of the many van drivers grouped around the port exit and decided to have an adventure.


Glenn
Jay
We settled on a ridiculously inexpensive price for a 2-3 hour tour. After the Barbados adventure I was eager for a repeat performance. First stop was a spice shop. A decidedly shy and possibly uninterested sales lady took us through the spice demonstration. We got to see what the spices look like before they are processed and had a few tastes of raw cinnamon and cocoa. Just enough to loosen our wallets to buy bags full of spices that will more than likely still be in my pantry when it is cleaned out after my death: tumeric, paprika, cinnamon, nutmeg, bay leaves, curry, mace, nutmeg jam, and hot sauce. So much for that extra half pound I had in my luggage weight limit.



Next stop, Arrendale falls where we were greeted by the "banana women." Yep, that's what they called themselves. We were greeted by smiling women with fruit on their heads asking if the "handsome gentlemen wanted to take pictures with the banana women?" How can one say no to that?

$2

$2

$2
Then there was the $2 ticket to see the falls. We laughed about the touristy commercialism, but then we saw the gardens leading to the falls. The gardens were both peaceful and spectacular consisting of multiple small trails highlighting blooming plants native to the island, huge specimen plants, and trees draped in vines and orchids (not yet in bloom).

 








It was like our own private garden, but with jumping boys. For $20 USD these jumping boys would climb to the top of the falls and jump into the pool below. When the high pressure salesman / jumper approached me and told me the price, my response was that for $20 I would gladly jump off the cliff into the pool myself. John, however, decided to practice his generosity and gave the $20 to the local jumpers instead of his friend. This is what John got for his money.




On the way back to the van, John showed us a spot he had found along a trail that made him feel peaceful and happy. We all took a moment to enjoy the view from the secluded, trail side bench and the feeling of peace emanating from the gardens. We were soon once again stimulating the local economy through our support for necklace makers, spice stringers, and professional smilers.

Our next stop was the top of the volcano to see the lake that supplies St. Georges with its fresh water. We just started driving up and around and back and forth around blind turns and always up through the cool misty rainforest. Peter, our driver, turned off the van's air conditioner and opened all the windows. The temperature continued to drop as we advanced up the side of the volcano. Upon arriving at the top, to our surprise (not), there was yet another gauntlet of fruit-hatted women and spice salesmen to traverse before paying another $2 USD for the pleasure of seeing the lake and climbing to the top of the volcano's rim.

The lake was a little disappointing, but after a 10 minute hike we arrived at a rickety lookout platform that was still under construction (i.e. no handrails) from which you could see a wide swath of the island including the Atlantic shore. I jumped up the stairs to the top of the platform. John gingerly made his way up. Jay stayed on firm ground. 

That's it - the lake.

He sang us a song with lyrics including,"they are so handsome, they must be movie stars."


It's safer down here.

But so wonderful up here.
From the top of the tower a strong, cool breeze laden with the aromas of the cool moist rain forest lifted our spirits. It was a pretty awesome experience. I took a moment for myself as John made his way down to fully appreciate the moment and make a dedication of happiness.


The hike back down was a bit more energetic and less whiny than the hike up. After a bit more local economic stimulation, we descended back through the rainforest and discussed with our driver the possibility of finding a local dining establishment that served traditional dishes. We were soon dropped off in front of a harbor-side seafood grill.

Only the best
Beside seafood, chicken, beef, and pork, there was also armadillo, possum, and iguana to choose from. As I have said, I am quite "epicurious," but I was a little worried that I would end up with an upset stomach by going too exotic. So we all chose from the list of curry specials. My curried fish stew was delicious. The fish was White Marlin, which I think of as a sport fish rather than an eating fish. The texture was a bit like a tenderized pork cutlet, but much more tender. One more fish checked off the "to eat" list.

Food Porn! Curried fish stew with yams and rice

Jay got the whole plate - I think it was pork.
In the harbor across from the restaurant was a monstrously huge yacht - I talking James Bond Villain Huge. Due to the distance, it was difficult to gauge the yacht's size accurately. It was not until the "boat garage" opened to lift in a 20 foot speed boat that we could appreciate the unimaginable wealth required to purchase and maintain such a large ship. We asked the waiter if he knew who owned the ship. Apparently, a Mr David Geffen is the proud owner. Well done Mr. Geffen, well done.


After a great day on the spice island, a delicious local meal, and a harrowing walk through a tunnel shared by cars and pedestrians, a stop at the mall, and a tender ride we were back on our ship.

Two-way car traffic, no guard rails, no safety, but thrilling nonetheless
Later at the sunset / sail away party I overheard John describing our day as the best day ever. I can't wait for tomorrow.



The sunset party is quickly becoming one of my favorite times of day on this trip.





Monday, March 10, 2014

Vacation 2014: Isla Margarita - Venezuela

Venezuela - put a pin in it!
Safe Harbor
The floors have stopped bucking.
The bed no longer feels like a mechanical bull ride (in the bad way).
The sun shines a little more brightly.
I am hungry.
Potato Croquettes are just a fancy name for poorly prepared (dry, crumbly) Tater Tots. There are protests in the streets to overthrow the Venezuelan President.
As John said, "I'm here on vacation. I don't want to be a story on CNN."


Because of the political unrest and planned protests in the main port city of Isla Margarita, our ship was diverted from the original port to Guamache, a fenced-in pier / shopping area / cafe / beach spot. The passengers who booked excursions were off early in the morning. We, however, lingered over coffee and then had a casual stroll down to the beach followed by a little time stimulating the local economy by purchasing post cards, necklaces, magnets, souvenirs and gifts - the normal tourist fare.

Approaching Isla Margarita



La Isla bonita es muy grande



Welcome to Guamache, Venezuela

This will always be our Venezuela! No tourists allowed beyond the watch tower.


Mai Tai - the drink of the day!

While we were not spending the day in a touristy South American city as expected, the ground was mercifully stable, the vendors were friendly and the goods were obscenely inexpensive. It was sunny, hot, and humid, my favorite type of weather. My slight sunburn from Barbados had also healed enough for a long soak in the pool, which in turn lead to a few Mai Tais before the sail away party and sunset watching.

Although the day did not turn out as expected due to our diversion, it proved to be a fun day with no pressure, no schedule, no agenda - just vacation. Also, while soaking in the pool, we made a few new acquaintances. During the sail away/ sunset watching party we met Bob and Tom from Norfolk who are both quite knowledgeable about sailing having served in the Navy and Coast Guard.

After dinner there was a pajama movie party with the Rocky Horror Picture Show - complete with re-enactors. After such a relaxing day, I decided to skip the movie and make it an early evening so I turned in around 9:30. I heard the pajama party and dancing afterwards were great fun. 

It was a good day.




Sunday, March 9, 2014

Vacation 2014: If this boat's a rocking....

Giant waves, general queasiness, hangover.
Small, enclosed spaces = bad idea.
The waves are huge. The boat is rocking from front to back and side to side. It is like a ride at the state fair that lasts all day.
The waves occasionally wash across the portholes in the dining room.
Queasy continues.

Various sea-sick home remedies are being passed around the ship including:
  • Don't eat anything.
  • Keep a full stomach
  • Get drunk
  • Avoid alcohol
  • Lie down
  • Stand up and look into the distance

Whatever I did, it worked - still sea sick, vomit free for 51 years. Plus I got to ride in the netting at the front of the ship with a new fiend, Tom. Not my most flattering picture, but proof I did it, nonetheless.



Of course a general feeling of queasiness was not enough to keep us from dressing in our best sunburst colored costumes for a bit of dancing. We are civilized and on vacation after all.

Tastefully sunbursty


Dance of the flowers

The lovely and talented Miss Amy Armstrong

And, yes, they ran through the crowd in slow motion



YOLO - bitches!





Vacation 2014: Embarkation

Tapas with Lanny, Jay, Glenn, and John
Someone asked before I left home, "Why do you keep going on these cruises?" The easy answer is that everyone should get away from the winter if they can. the more complicated answer is that each year I get to travel with my best friends as well as some people I see for only one week a year and others I have yet to meet, but want to know. In many ways, it is really like going to a family reunion. This family, however, is not uptight, judgmental, prudish, or unfriendly. Instead, it is a group of people who do not take themselves too seriously, who are not afraid to laugh out loud, dress up in silly costumes, and get away from their real lives for a week in the sun.

At the kick-off party, I was delighted to see John and Jay who arrived on Friday, but were staying at another hotel down the beach. The party also gave me a chance to catch up with other people I had not yet seen due to our island tour. Cocktails, tapas, (OMG - deep fried green olives - YUM), gossip, hugs, cocktails, and more laughs. Despite the kitchen having a difficult time keeping up with 200 hungry guys, it was fun evening.

Poolside recovery location
Our travel agency, Concierge Travel, made all the arrangements for 200 people's arrival, airport transfers, hotel rooms, kick-off party, and ship transfers. These guys are great at what they do. Everything is taken care of, so all you have to do is keep an eye on your watch and be where they tell you. All I had to do Saturday morning was drop my luggage off in the lobby, check out of the hotel, and spend the rest of the afternoon by the pool, pool bar, and beach until my name was called for the 3:45 transfer to the ship. Considering my slight hangover, that was a perfect way to relax a bit before embarkation. 

James' shipboard roommate, Corey, arrived Friday evening. James met him just before the kick-off party. As a single traveler, James took the roommate roulette option and took a chance on being paired with a stranger. So they spent the day on the beach getting to know each other before spending a week in a tiny ship cabin. From the looks of it, Concierge did a great job pairing the two of them. It looks as if they will get along and have a great vacation.

Dockside

Yep - this is the right ship

Safety first!
The transfer to the ship was skillfully executed. Upon arrival, we were greeted by Chi Chi Rones, welcome-aboard cocktails, and a table full of snacks. After completing the paperwork it was time to check out our cabins. Once again, the reveal was a pleasant surprise - spacious (150 sq ft) with a human sized bed. Not much storage, but plenty of room for my more-than-adequate supply of day, evening, and party wear. 

My home for the next seven days - complete with towel pet.

My port holes
The remainder of the day was filled with continued greetings to both new and old friends accompanied by cocktails, the sail away party, dinner, cocktails, Amy & Freddy, cocktails, dancing, and bed. 

Sail Away Party




This was one of the days that I had to remind myself that I am living a life I never even dreamed of living. I am so grateful and excited about our upcoming adventures.

Bruce, Glenn, Lanny, Jay, and John
More vodka please!